Sunday, June 21, 2009

fuck yeah!

This is the fuck yeah! post. I went and googled fuck yeah! and these were the first five that showed up, well, sort of. Anyway, there are no rules to this game of radical behaviour. Never cease to be fuck yeah'd, because this is the fuck yeah! thread.

# 1: Barrack O(fuckyeah!)Bama.

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I love this guy, I loved him before he turned into a nunchuck weilding skate stunt-man too. Look at him, we know it's photoshopped but he can pull that shit off! Fuck Yeah Barack Obama you photoshopped Ninja jumping from an exploding helicopter that's collided with a flying police car! (Some idiot made that picture don't forget)

# 2: Drunk Shark.

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I have never been psyched about drunk sharks. You thought drunk people talk shit, spend five grueling minutes with a drunk shark and you'll want to tie a live toaster around it's face and push it in the nearest bath. I love how this guy is pushing the drunk shark away, i never had the guts to do that, I would always just walk away when they weren't looking. Fuck yeah drunk shark, you suck!

# 3: Dickheads.

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I don't know what to say here. I do know that woman has probably made lots of bad decisions though.

# 4: Fuck yeah Hamburger ass!

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I said to myself a long time ago, (way before internets) "if a woman ate a hamburger in one bite, it would come out of her ass in a perfectly presentable fashion, almost as though it could be re-plated and delivered to a paying customer". And here you go, all these years later. FUCK YEAH! The hamburger comes out in one piece and I am once again correct! Jokes aside, this is a rad picture hey.

# 5: Fuck yeah moped scooter-cycle.

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I have been thinking alot about what happened to the person riding this piece of shit? If I turned around and saw ferocious flames like that near my ass i'd fuck off too i guess. I wonder whether the plan was always to put the FUCK YEAH along the bottom of this drawing or whether that was a 'must add' afterwards? Something to direct the viewers emotion incase a 'flaming ghost-riding moped scooter-cycle' wasn't enough.

So that's FUCK YEAH!, I encourage you to do it for yourself, while eating chocolate of course.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Newton, Bert.

I like Bert Newton, he seems like a nice man. To celebrate his apparent radness I did a pixelated portrait of Old Moon Face himself.

It's about 550mm x 750mm, pencil and white pen on card.

It has a million little words behind the portrait which are a part of something deeper and more mysterious but I can't be bothered explaining.

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Ny Ny.

welcome...

Troy Archer would like to welcome Taylor Swift to his iTunes library... haha.

"you be the prince and i'll be the princess, it's a love story....baby just say....yes."

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

what's up there?

Hello.

Felt like blogging tonight, so here I am.

Sarah is in London, writing songs, she's been gone for just over a week, i'm starting to miss her, but i'm keeping myself busy.

Here is a photo to prove shes in London, check her out being all touristy. That's the Abbey Rd crossing for anyone that's too shy to ask.

If you want to see what she's up to you should subscribe to her blog. www.saraharcher.blogspot.com

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I got sick right when she left, spent 5 days in the big H, I have something called Vasovagal Syncope which has something to do with my vagal nerve, pretty radical, heart kept stopping etc etc. This is a photo of me standing for the first time in about 5 days. They shaved me those buggers.... That's not a pee bag, it's a heart monitor thank goodness.

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Got out of hospital, stayed at Mum's for a bit and then finally came home. I've been cooking on the nights I don't option for takeaway. Cajun Chicken Nachos sucks, i'll never have that again.

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I decided to clean out the garage a bit, put my old bike out on the road when I decided not to renovate it any more. RIP old bike from my childhood. It lasted out front about 10minutes. The dude that took it was stoked. It looks potentially dope in the photo but it was shithouse believe me.

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I've started drawing again, I got invited to a show in July at Retrospect in Byron Bay. I have heaps of alone time at the moment..... Come home soon Sarah....

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I'm doing some coloured pencil pieces, a pixelated portrait of Bert Newton, and one of Big Bird. I like them.

I got the new Little Birdy album today, it's called Confetti. Get it.

Take care.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

shit

I pretty much don't blog anymore, that's how fucking rad I am.

Going surfing, have a good weekend.

Look Mum, no pictures!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

so boaty.

Not much bloggy of lately... and being busy seems to be my only excuse. I guess it's the only excuse I have the time to come up with.

I did get out of the office the other day for a 3 day shoot. Between directing and making stupid jokes I stepped in front of the camera once or twice, or three times. Neva Elliot was amazing to work with.

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Have a nice week, see you soon, or not.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

slacker

Mannnnn, I just keep having big weeks and keep getting sidetracked from staying on top of my blog updates.

It's funny, I didn't think i'd ever give a damn about keeping my blog regular, it's not like bowel movement where the more regular you are the healthier you feel, but I feel like my bowel, i mean blog, should be as regular as possible.

With that said, and being on the brink of going to bed, here's a random ass piece of shit I did when i had time, which seems like a long time ago...

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Tomorrow is Friday, it's the end of a short week, weekend is upon us once more, long live the short weeks! Keep your $900 Kevin, give me more 4 day working weeks anyday! Yowwwww!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

photo monday - on tuesday night

It's been a big week, i'm late again.

Here's this weeks Photo Monday, as if anyone is watching.......

Those kinky little Eskimo's would be kinda glad they made the hole nice and small.

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Have a good week.